Bermuda Shorts #3: Donald-isms

"Oh, you got your joke book out!" a favored response to lighthearted jokes at his expense

[While driving past a cemetery] "How many people do you think are dead in there?"
The correct answer is "All of 'em!" but he loves when someone guesses a specific number of folks so that he can deliver the punchline.

"Mamma musta called you Sunny, 'cuz you're so bright!" common response when you've answered a trick question correctly (see the above joke).